1987 / 110 min. / 19A
Director: Norman Mailer
Cast: Ryan O’Neal, Isabella Rossellini, Lawrence Tierney, and Wings Hauser

Laser Blast Film Society: TOUGH GUYS DON’T DANCE

“An odd, campy, raunchy comedy-thriller that remains consistently watchable and unpredictable…. thanks to the juicy writing, hallucinatory lines such as ‘Your knife is in my dog’ and ‘I just deep-sixed two heads’ bounce off [the] cartoonish actors like comic-strip bubbles.” – Jonathan Rosenbaum, Chicago Reader

“A gothic, tongue-in-cheek parody of blood-splattered tough-guy melodrama.” – Nathan Rabin, AV Club

Lauded as one of the great American writers of the twentieth century, Norman Mailer is also responsible for one of the most entertainingly deranged movies of the 1980s. Based on his novel of the same name, Mailer’s TOUGH GUYS DON’T DANCE is a labyrinthine web of noir-ish intrigue that pitches its melodrama to delirious heights and maintains its madcap altitude with a steady barrage of bizarro dialogue and downright bonkers performances. Best remembered for saddling a hapless Ryan O’Neal with the indelible repeating exclamation of “OH GOD, OH MAN” upon the reading of a scandalous letter, but what ensues is such an unpredictable pageant of lurid sexuality and absurdist hard-boiled machismo, the entire production is deserving of cult film infamy alongside the likes of THE ROOM and LASER BLAST favourites like THE ASTROLOGER.

The nuts and bolts of its twisty plot are better left unsaid, just know it involves Cape Cod, copious cocaine and the wild alchemy of an eccentric cast that includes Isabella Rossellini, Lawrence Tierney, and a reliably unhinged Wings Hauser. Not to mention that you’ll bear witness to all this inspired lunacy on a rare 35mm print!

7:30PM: Pre-Show
8PM: Film

The Laser Blast Film Society is made possible in part by the funding support from the Ontario Arts Council, an agency of the Government of Ontario.

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