Please note: These screenings of SPACE JAM will feature a new original song in lieu of “I Believe I Can Fly”
“Get ready to jam.
If there was any possible way to make the Looney Tunes more incredible it would be to team them up with the greatest basketball player the world has ever known, Mr. Michael Jordan.
The evil Swackhammer, owner of the amusement park planet Moron Mountain, is desperate for a new attraction, so he sends his henchmen, the Nerdlucks, to Looney Tune Land for some forcible recruitment. Bugs and the crew are far from excited and hatch a plan to challenge the diminutive Nerdlucks to a game of basketball to determine their fate. The Tunes think they have it in the bag until the Nerdlucks use their strange powers to steal the talents of Charles Barkley, Patrick Ewing, Muggsy Bogues, Larry Johnson, and Shawn Bradley to transform themselves into the ultra-muscular, insanely tall, mega-basketball playing slam-dunking ultra team, The Monstars. So it’s up to our carrot chomping leader to recruit the only man than can save Tune-kind, Michael Jordan.
What follows is perhaps the greatest game of basketball ever played in this universe. It’s an all-rabbit, behind-the-back, double alley-oop of a-time that you will never forget. You may have seen some great games in your life, but you have never seen anything like this. Come on and slam, and welcome to the jam. (Greg MacLennan)”
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